Dear Young Me,
Don't get baptized on your eighth birthday. The Mormons are wrong.
-Older Atheist
Dear Young Me,
Move on from the past. It hurts but you will get used to it and it will shape who you are today.
- more contained me
Dear fourteen-year-old me,
He'll still love you if you tell him to stop.
-Love, your older self.
Dear Young Me,
Don't shave your head, grow your hair long and enjoy it, you will be bald soon enough!
-Older Me.
Dear Young Me,
Don't try to enlarge your penis. You will end up losing it.
-The future, penisless, you.
Dear Young Me,
Be glad you didn't choose a college just to play baseball. You will get cut from the team but still be at a good school. No one puts their batting average on their resume, but they do list their GPA.
-Ex-athlete
Dear Young Me,
I wouldn't change anything for the world. Live without regret.
-livin' our dream, your older self
Dear 11-year old Me,
Don't worry so much about what they think...You'll realize fully one day that what they think honestly does not matter.
-Signed, 20-year old Me
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