Don't count the number of guys you have sex with, live in the moment and do what you feel.

 Stop trying to help everyone. HELP YOURSELF

 Don't let him stick it in your back door. It will tear and get infected.

 Have all the sex you can get before you turn 20. Cos this is when you'll meet him.

 Quit wasting your time hoping you'll find someone to care about you. Women aren't worth the heartache, and there's more to life than love.

 Serve your country in either the military or peace corps. Join something bigger than yourself, you will be better for it.

 The siblings you long to be loved by, will eventually not mean anything to you. You will become more successful than all of them put together. The only people who cared for you were your parents - who have been dead for more than 20 years now. All your experiences, good and bad, will add up one day.

 Don't drinks so much during college, you're not going to miss out on anything by saying no to going out. Stay in, study, GO TO CLASS, you'll appreciate it later.