Those five minutes before you left the beach where you looked at the time and thought you can stay for a few more minutes? Don't. It would've made all the difference. You were never one to live in the past but after that, you will be.

 There is no candy in that van. Seriously.

 Why do you love him? He's thirty. You're sixteen. The fact that he's even interested is creepy. He hits you. He raped you. Just leave. Please. And break that nose he's so proud of on your way out.

 1. Grow weed. 2. Sell weed. 3. Put weed in secret vault. Thank you.

 Fuck everything that moves.

 Yes, the man who was going to marry you cheated on you with your best friend. And YES, he raped you. The sooner you accept that, the faster you'll go on to have a happy, normal life. And you WILL be normal AND happy!

 Don't date her. After two years, she decides she is straight.

 Wear a condom dude. Seriously.