Stay in bed this morning.

 It seems to be fashion, but that new blue and white thing called Facebook will never be an improvement to your life. It will suck your brain dry.

 Please forgive me for having fucked up all your expectations.

 Stop looking for your glasses. They're in the fridge.

 Your hope that your fellow citizens will actually begin to use their intellect when voting will be both a great source of hope... and despair.

 You can live without him... trust me. When you finally do let him go you will be happier than you ever were before.

 Don't forget: your grandma will not live forever.

 Don't be afraid to come out to our parents. They don't care that we are gay, they only want us to be happy.