Don't talk to that chick in the cafeteria that smiles at you. She's crazy.

 THE ONE? He's standing right next to you. He's the best thing that'll ever happen to you. Let him love you.

 Being a kid really doesn't last forever. Remember that. I know you're young but try and concentrate on today not tomorrow. When you're my age I'll do enough worrying about tomorrow for the both of us.

 Don't worry, it'll all get better. You're perfect.

 Don't stick around waiting for the people in your life to move on before you yourself do. Take chances and don't be afraid to leave things behind. Most things will stay the same by the time you decide to come back.

 He's gay.

 You look fantastic, you are sexy and have a great body. Please don't eat a bunch of crap because you think you're fat already...if you do that, you really will be fat in the future.

 Don't go to that party. More importantly, don't leave that party with him.