When everyone told you life gets better after high school, they weren't lying. It really does get better.

 Cut your hair. You look way better that way and you'll probably get laid more often.

 Relax and be confident.

 1. Grow weed. 2. Sell weed. 3. Put weed in secret vault. Thank you.

 The cake IS a lie.

 Just because they're older doesn't mean they know what they're doing. It also doesn't mean they know what's being done to you, tell someone.

 Don't put so much effort in those people. They will never be your best friends.

 Don't blame yourself for his death. As much as it hurts and kills you everyday to think about it, there was nothing you could do about it and all you can do is miss him...forever.