Dear Young Me,
The Powerball numbers for 4/1/2000 are 3,4,13,29,38 PB 21
No idea what the jackpot was, but its more $ then I had.
Oh, And ditch the bitch.
-Older Me.
Dear Young Me,
"Between getting wasted and sex you might want to work on planning a future. You're leaving yourself with no choice but the military. That choice will leave you physically and mentally fucked! So put on your pants, clear your head and get the fuck to it!"
-Older Me.
Dear Young Me,
Women aren't worth the trouble, also, Mark Zuckerburg was born in my hometown..so...be best friends with that kid...
-Older Me.
Dear Young Me,
More sex, less booze. Oh, and there's this new company coming called google. Get in on the ground floor.
-Older Me.
Dear Young Me,
I'm going to dress up like Admiral Ackbar and tell you "It's a trap!!" when you're getting excited for Episode 1.
-Older Me.
Dear Young Me,
When he first attempts to kiss you, Go with it. Don't deny it. You can't get back those 4 years.
-Happy in love
Dear Young Me,
Apple Inc, $3.47/share.
-They're not going under, buy it!
Dear Young Me,
Don't worry so much. It's a waste of energy.
-Older Me.
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