Dear Young Me,
Women aren't worth the trouble, also, Mark Zuckerburg was born in my hometown..so...be best friends with that kid...
-Older Me.
Dear Young Me,
More sex, less booze. Oh, and there's this new company coming called google. Get in on the ground floor.
-Older Me.
Dear Young Me,
I'm going to dress up like Admiral Ackbar and tell you "It's a trap!!" when you're getting excited for Episode 1.
-Older Me.
Dear Young Me,
When he first attempts to kiss you, Go with it. Don't deny it. You can't get back those 4 years.
-Happy in love
Dear Young Me,
Apple Inc, $3.47/share.
-They're not going under, buy it!
Dear Young Me,
Don't worry so much. It's a waste of energy.
-Older Me.
Dear Young Me,
Don't be afraid to ask for what you want in the bedroom. You will love it when she says yes!
-She will say YES, A LOT.
Dear Young Me,
Don't buy stuff that you don't need on Credit Cards. It sucks, but you will be much better off later.
-Older Me.
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