Enjoy getting lost. Once you stop worrying and start exploring, you have a lot of fun.

 Don't be stopped because things seem impossible to do or because other people are telling you they are not possible.

 avoid credit cards. You don't need the hassle.

 I could warn you of all the bad stuff that will happen, but you will just ignore me anyways. So fuck you for running me into debt.

 Finish what you start. Do not let the fear of failure hold you back. You will fall on your face. It is the getting back up and dusting yourself off that makes you a person to be proud of. Love yourself.

 Stop watching TV and start living your own life.

 Wait for the perfect woman. She's out there. Don't settle. Don't.

 Congrats on being the first to the egg.